When you do 9 to 5 in a company, there are many things that occur during this period, besides serious office work. While working with different coworkers, you happen to come across one among your colleagues, who must have slyly told some of the most sexual or weird things to you, leaving you in an extremely uncomfortable position. Right?
Being in the same group of office colleagues, it becomes difficult to have a conflict, which could spoil the working atmosphere, hence, you even happen to keep this matter slyly to yourself. No doubt, these sexual or weird things slyly told by one of your coworkers, definitely leaves you in a shock and sometimes speechless too. In spite, of telling your office colleagues to stop, they continue. And I’m sure many coworkers will be able to relate with this.
We bring you some of the most sexual or weird things, that coworkers have slyly told their colleagues.
1. The Deliverer
I made a sexual joke, just like I had been doing for weeks and getting turned down. It was good natured, meant for laughs. She looks in the eye and slyly told me “you ever gonna deliver or just make jokes”. I asked her to dinner a week or so later, she said yes. The rest is history.
2. A Witness
Once my little company’s 1 person HR department just asked me if I was willing to go watch her friend “jerk off in his office”. Ok, that wasn’t “slyly” but it was definitely weird. Though I was tempted to check it out, knowing I was on a recorded line I played it cool.
3. Butter Way
One girl in the mail room at a job, she happened to slip and fall on her butt on me, when moving some boxes around while I was talking to her. She laughed and said that there were much better ways to end up with a sore ass while giving me that weird look.
One of the female coworkers slyly told me, how I’d feel about wearing her panties on shift. Apparently, she liked the idea of guys wearing her underwear, this was really weird for me.
5. Sex Visit
One of my woman office colleagues slyly told me, that she had been married for almost 20 years but her husband mostly stayed in the shed, who would come into the house to eat while she was away and the only time he entered the house when she was home and when he wanted to have sex. Weird people, but they seemed very happy.
6. Preggy Details
A co-worker had just slyly told some of us coworkers in the office that she was pregnant. I even slyly told her “Wow, how did that happen?” She proceeded to describe in graphic detail exactly how it happened.
7. The Hint
A girl I worked with came down to see me working in the basement; she made casual conversation and slyly told me that what really turned her on was when a man slowly looked her up and down. Of course, trying not to do that when it’s been suggested to you is very difficult, but I looked her firmly in the eye, smiled, and then turned my head away.
8. Emotional Touch
One of my colleagues told me, how bad her relationship was with her boyfriend, who lived with her…she started getting emotional and ended up by saying “and he hasn’t even touched me for a year”, leaving that tearful sexual statement hanging in the air as an invitation/demand for me to hug her.
9. Young & Matured
This female coworker who is supposed to be training me & is old enough to be my mother, and I are alone in the shop. She leaned over to me and from nowhere says “I had sex last night, shame he was 29, I prefer younger guys really… your sort of age is perfect” and laughed as if she were winding me up. I wouldn’t have minded too much, except this was my first day on the job.
10. Vibrator Letdown
I was training one of the new female coworkers on our helpdesk. One fine day she starts talking random stuff and slyly told me, that she hasn’t been laid in a few months and her vibrator batteries are about to go out again. Later she also mentions that she enjoys anal sex more than regular sex. Oh, my…that was weird.
11. Sticky Fingers
This woman who was my manager for about a month was very open about her relationships and sexual life. I come out of the back to the sales floor one day and she’s talking to my other coworkers about how her boyfriend likes her to stick her fingers in his butthole.
12. Just Do It
My supervisor at my first job gave me a “to do” list and at the end, she wrote, “ME” surrounded by little hearts. Unfortunately, she was a meth head with a speech impediment
13. The Train Ride
I was at a team building event at a bar, and for some reason, a group of us were talking about trains and taking train trips. One chick just piped up with “I let a guy f*ck me on a train once”. she tells us this sexual story about falling asleep on a passenger train and how this guy pulled up her skirt, fingered her, and eventually f*cked her.
14. The Spankers
I was talking to one of our very attractive colleagues and I yawned and mentioned how great it would be to have nap time again as an adult. In a very discreet way, she went to say how as a kid, how she would get spanked for not taking a nap. But who knew as an adult they’d be two of her favorite things. Well, I was speechless.
15. Tag Along
I used to hit the gym a lot when young, a girl who worked out there ended up getting a summer job at the same place as me. One day we are sitting there on break, everything is casual, then suddenly she says, “You know that guy you work out with all the time, I think you and him might like to tag team me sometime?”
We hope you could relate with these sexual and weird things, which coworkers tell slyly to their colleagues.