Sex during pregnancy is in itself an “adventure” for some to be parents. Now, I don’t know if it’s biologically or scientifically correct or not but I definitely know that it’s not something to be proud of or tell tales of it to the public. They’ll truly cringe them when they may think about it after they did it.
Let’s take a look at these cringe-worthy moments of the couples who can’t control their sex drives during pregnancy:
1. Being a level-three horny sex beast with an insatiable appetite, and taking it however you can get it. You might even growl a little.
Horny level: Infinite.
2. The awkwardness of trying to find a position that actually fucking works. That big belly might be beautiful and all, but it sure is inconvenient right now.
Not every position is safe after all in a pregnancy, you may hurt the fetus.
3. And then that slight twinge of irrational terror that your partner will hurt the baby. Because, you know, he’s totally hung like a racehorse (or at least that’s what he tells you).
This illustration is totally funny ??
4. Deliciously colorful, vivid AF fantasies about total randoms. Your ex, your old-ass neighbor, that crusty girl who sells bootleg DVDs at the car wash — no one is off limits and everyone gets you hot.
5. Telling your partner in all fucking seriousness not to blow in your vagina and realizing how hilariously weird that sounds.
6. Using these fantasies in a little, well, “me time.” And masturbating in ways that are more creative than ever before because you gotta get it done.
That would be a totally different experience for the couple and especially the to-be mother.
7. Or on the other hand, total and complete lack of libido. When your partner is desperate to smash and you’re just like, “Don’t fucking touch me, Housewives is on.”
That sex disappointment is another thing to add to their cringe list.
8. Peeing during sex. Yep, a total opening of your vaginal floodgates at the most awkward time ever.
If you’re lucky, someone will get turned on. If not, RIP Sex.
9. If you don’t fall asleep first. Seriously, no amount of thrusting can compete with the exhaustion of BUILDING A GODDAMN HUMAN INSIDE.
Give yourself a break — when you wake up, that is. Plus self-assessment that will declare you a sex beast.
10. Farting like a beast. And not cute little dainty farts — over-the-loudspeaker.
11. Your breasts, being so swollen and sore that you can’t stand for them to be touched, looked at, thought about.
That pain is seriously real.
12. The Orgasms.
Scientifically, the orgasms are the most painful during pregnancy and they will create damn too much strengthful orgasms creating more and more noise.
So, couples who did this and much more cringe worthy things during the pregnancy period you’re not the only one. ?
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