Sometimes, even though you love your partner, there are certain reasons that make you want to end your relationship. Most of the times the results are pretty serious. However, some people broke up with their partner for reasons, so trivial, that they will crack you up.
Here are 12 Ludicrous reasons people broke up with their partner
1. The Meal Deal
Maybe he couldn’t take him to a dinner with his parents. Well, he would never know when the fork will change its nature from a kitchen element to a weapon. Beware.
2. The mole troll
He actually became good friends with the mole and had started to get along with it pretty well. However, he realised that when the time was long gone. He had already broken up with her by then.
3. The Geometry Problem
Maybe she was a geometry teacher and loved to make shapes with her mouth. And probably the guy hated math since his school. Also, all the formulas to find the area and other aspects of trapezium were so tough. He must have got scared.
3. The disproportion dilemma
I think that is a legit reason. Who would want to live with a comic book character for the rest of their life?
5. The Peas Freeze
If only he could use the Time lapse feature from his smartphone in real life.
6. The Multitasking problem
When your brain just cannot function with the attention of others. No wonder he broke up with his attention seeking a slow minded partner.
7. The disgust
That is definitely disgusting when you do it in front of someone. Yes, you can do it when you are alone. But when you are in a public place surrounded with a bunch of civilized human beings, you must avoid doing such things.
8. Better Call Paul
Well, that is totally a legitimate reason to leave a girl.
9. The Hoax
The furling of the flag and multiple shadow orientations make me think the same, but I have never publicly admitted of thinking so.
10. The Weird Fun-seeking activity
First time: Funny
Second Time: Funny
Third Time: Pretending to be funny
Fourth Time: Find a new girl.
11. The Incest scent
How can you possibly make love to someone who smells just like your mom?
12. Who even does that?