Moms are perhaps our first love. They carry us around in their body for 9 months and then go through hell to give birth to us. However, they can go insane due to our antics in the coming years. Here are a few type and versions of them.
1. The Over-Competitive Mom.
You’ll know you have a competitive Mom when she says stuff like “Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing”. She will drive her kid insane with extra curricular activities which they kid obviously will never enjoy. Insane? Yes. But it’s true.
2. The Exhausted Mom.
She’s tired. Tired of everything, especially you. She just doesn’t have the energy to fight her kids over their messy room or when they refuse to eat their veggies. Exhausted Moms have a hard time adjusting to the life of a regular mom. And given enough time, they resign to their fate.
3. The Helicopter Mom.
The name should self-explanatory. These moms hover over their kids like a helicopter all the time. They’ll accompany their kid to their friend’s house, talk on their behalf and even go as far as managing their child’s relationship! Which is in my opinion completely insane!
4. The Yoga Mom.
Not just yoga, these type of Moms will start squatting away first thing in the morning. She has an insane state-of-the-art-stroller so that she can run and walk her baby at the same time.
5. The Career Oriented Mom.
These moms can’t fathom the idea of giving up their career and feel superior to the stay at home ones and even go as far as asking them if they’re okay with not being out there in the world making a name for themselves.
6. The You’ll Always Be A Kid To Me Mom.
These mothers will always make you feel like you’re back in middle school. To them, you’ll always be your sweet little baby. It might get annoying sometimes but it’s just how she is.
7. Always On The Phone Mom.
She doesn’t have time to look up from her phone. Instagram is important, the world is damned. She is living proof that even adults can get an unhealthy addiction.
8. The Cool Mom.
She’s not your regular mom, she’s one of the cool mom’s. She insists that their kid (especially daughters) treat them like a friend. These type of moms often end up losing their kid’s respect.
9. The Zen Mom.
She’s relaxed and calm. ALWAYS! She is so composed and in control of her emotions that it’s almost insane. It’s fun to be around her because she always treats you good and never yells at you.
10. The Polar Opposite Of Zen Mom.
Motherhood has driven her insane. She has a ton of problems but it doesn’t seem like she ever tried to find a solution for any of them. She’s always whining about her life and how her kids have driving her insane.
11. The Wine Mom.
I was just being polite, I meant the moms who are always guzzling some beer or wine even they’re around their children. That’s seriously not cool.
12. The Perfect Mom.
There’s nothing she can’t do. She is just unbeatable. You go, mom!