While bra shopping is fun, we girls kind of have a love-hate relationship with bras, courtesy of the awkward situations. Bras take the level of sexiness up by a notch. Well, the level of sexiness hits the sky when we don’t wear bras at all! But that is a different thing altogether. But in spite of them making us look better, taking them off when we first reach home is the best feeling in the world.
Bra shopping is great fun if we scale out the awkward spot the sales guy puts us in. And there is always a guy behind the counter!
Here are a few awkward situations girls go through when bra shopping!
1.First Time Chills
If it’s your first-time bra shopping, you’re already nervous, and there you see, seven men waiting eagerly for you to pick them. Wasn’t the ‘which bra should I pick?’ confusion already enough that you have to deal with ‘which bra guy should I pick?’ now.
You tell the bra guy your size, nice and crisp, but he doesn’t trust you at all and has already jumped to the conclusion that you know nothing! So, he takes it upon himself.
Now that he has judged you, he gives your breasts a nice stare and takes out the perfect bra for you! Just with that one stare! Making it the top in the list of awkward situations.
And the bra guy is the only guy who is allowed to stare at your breasts like that. Not your partner but the bra guy.
4.He’s Always Right!
You ask for a 36 but the sales guy hands you a 38! And you’re like, “No I’m a 36!” and then he’s like, “That was last month, you’ve gained weight now”. He convinces you to take a 38 and then bam, you’re the new Cinderella now, the bra is a ‘perfect fit’ and the bra guy your new Prince charming! Bra shopping I tell you!
5.We Hate That Measuring Tape
One of the most awkward situations comes with this. What is with these As and Ds? Most of us don’t have a clue what a 32C or a 32D is! And now the bra guy’s stare game is also not that strong! That is when he comes with a measuring tape, and our worst fears come true! Bra shopping is never easy.
6.There is always a Chosen one for you!
We go to buy a regular simple bra, but the bra guy has already chosen a special bra for you. He pulls out a lacy padded push up bra that glows in the dark! Woah! But we buy it anyway! And if there is a power cut anytime, all we have to do us take our t-shirt off! Bra shopping can burn a hole in our pockets sometimes!
And after telling him a thousand times that we just want a simple bra, he does the unimaginable. He tries a super sexy bra on himself, over his clothes, trying to give us a glimpse of how bad it can look on men. But we end up paying a few extra bucks for that sexy bra, because it’s so pretty.
8.He knows everything.
We tell the bra guy that we want a red push up and he is like, “Oh, no no, you already have three reds. Why don’t you try nude?” And there we are standing, embarrassed, all red. We still love bra shopping.
9.Double padded! Seriously?
Some of us are not that “big” which means it’s almost a ‘no bra day’ every day and nothing is better than that, but our bra guy pulls out only padded bras from the stack. Sometimes even double padded bras! Padded bras make us look better obviously, but not double padded at least! We’re happy with our lemons.
You go to the malls, and you see so many elite lingerie shops, with well-dressed staff, both men, and women. So many brands with difficult pronunciations and heavy price tags. We love window shopping in such stores, but we always love to buy from our local bra guy. So what if he does or say something embarrassing, he always gives us the best and is always hilarious af! Isn’t he?
So, how many of these awkward situations have you dealth with?